(via kanyewesticle)
“shorty get down, good lord.” i screamed as i noticed shorty standing in the middle of the battlefield
but it was too late
shorty did not get down
(via scarlettsjohanssons)
If looks could kill you'd be a murderer ♥: ask me! ›
- 1: Full name
- 2: Age
- 3: 3 Fears
- 4: 3 things I love
- 5: 4 turns on
- 6: 4 turns off
- 7: My best friend
- 8: Sexual orientation
- 9: My best first date
- 10: How tall am I
- 11: What do I miss
- 12: What time were I born
- 13: Favourite color
- 14: Do I have a…
PIP PIP DA DOODLY DO
(via dryryanlochte)
I’m getting a fucking divorce.
my dad when my mom threw a draw 4 in uno (via wattup)
(via samberglar)
- Purple: 10 facts about my room
- Blue: 9 facts about my family
- Green: 8 facts about my body
- Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
- Orange: 6 facts about my home town
- Red: 5 facts about my best friend
- Pink: 4 facts about my parents
- White: 3 facts about my personality
- Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things
- Black: 1 fact about the person I like
